Black Hole Acoustic Guitar – Cosmic Design with Real Strings, Real Sound, and a Pick-Eating Vortex, Gag gift guitar, funny guitar, novelty
Black Hole Acoustic Guitar – Cosmic Design with Real Strings, Real Sound, and a Pick-Eating Vortex, Gag gift guitar, funny guitar, novelty
$524.25 $699.00
Description:
🎸🌌 Say hello to the universe’s most powerful acoustic guitar – featuring a mesmerizing black hole design that doesn’t just play music... it plays with your picks.
This stunning full-size acoustic guitar isn’t just a conversation piece – it’s fully functional, sounds fantastic, and visually warps reality with a swirling space scene that wraps around the soundhole like the event horizon itself. Guitarists know the struggle: you drop a pick, it’s gone forever. Now, it finally makes sense – this black hole is the culprit.
🚀 FEATURES:
Full-size playable acoustic guitar
High-quality wood body with custom-printed cosmic artwork
Black hole design centered at the soundhole
Gloss finish for eye-catching shine
Perfect for musicians, collectors, or interstellar travelers
Each guitar is made to order and crafted with care
🎶 Not just art... it plays! But don’t say we didn’t warn you—your pick may not escape its gravitational pull.
📦 Ships directly from our print partner in The Netherlands. Please allow extra time for intergalactic customs (okay fine, international delivery).
A gift for the guitarist who’s lost more picks than stars in the sky. Add to cart before it vanishes into the void.
Shipping from The Netherlands
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
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Frequently Asked Questions
Are they made in the United States?
All of our items are made and shipped within the United States. Your order will be dispatched to a printing facility nearest you, to ensure fastest delivery times.
Can I customize my order?
No. Customization isn't a service we provide.
Can I request a pattern theme?
Absolutely. Send a message inquiry about pattern theme ideas suggestions. We do not guarantee creating it, but suggestions will be considered.