Doctor of Music, Strange Guitar with Mystic Portal Design – Playable Art with Cloaked Summoner & Arcane Energy - Novelty and Functional
Doctor of Music, Strange Guitar with Mystic Portal Design – Playable Art with Cloaked Summoner & Arcane Energy - Novelty and Functional
$524.25 $699.00
This isn’t just a guitar—it’s a conduit of pure sound and sorcery.
Unleash the power of your playing with this fully functional acoustic guitar featuring a cloaked summoner casting a fiery circular portal surrounded by glowing musical embers. The design pays homage to arcane gateways, mystical vibrations, and the sacred geometry of resonance—fans of multiversal energy and sling ring-style sorcery will feel right at home.
Every piece is crafted using direct UV printing onto the body of a real acoustic guitar. No decals, no wraps—just vivid, permanent artwork that flows with the natural curves of the instrument.
Perfect for:
Musicians who vibe with the mystical side of life
Collectors of unusual, magical instruments
Fans of dimensional travel, astral projection, and reality-bending riffs
Anyone who’s ever wanted to shred a solo through a portal of pure flame
This is art that plays. Not a prop. Not a toy. A real instrument—tuned, playable, and ready to summon soundwaves across realms.
Specs:
Full-size dreadnought body
UV-printed top design (permanent, not a sticker)
Spruce top / Lime wood back & sides
Catalpa neck with rosewood fingerboard
Steel strings and die-cast tuning hardware
Comfortable low action setup for smooth playability
Made to order and shipped from the Netherlands
Includes matching custom guitar pick
Shipping Info:
Free worldwide shipping
Shipping from The Netherlands
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
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Frequently Asked Questions
Are they made in the United States?
All of our items are made and shipped within the United States. Your order will be dispatched to a printing facility nearest you, to ensure fastest delivery times.
Can I customize my order?
No. Customization isn't a service we provide.
Can I request a pattern theme?
Absolutely. Send a message inquiry about pattern theme ideas suggestions. We do not guarantee creating it, but suggestions will be considered.